The excellent P. Stack, the Blog-shire’s Gandalf to my Frodo, points out the hilarity of a man actually saying “I ain’t that fat, I’m only 277,” which did the excellent job of both cracking me up and reminding me of this nice bit from John Pinette on the pitfalls of the all-you-can-eat buffet:
January 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm |
Shit man, I thought of this EXACT routine when I found that story. Plus, the story also fits well with a related episode of the Simpsons, in which Homer sues the Sea Captain for denying him the all-you-can-eat buffet.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F06.html
‘Tis no man, ’tis a remorseless eating machine, Yar.