Today in Art Installations I Will See Within the Next Few Weeks

May 1, 2009
Aftermath of Obliteration of Eternity, 2009, by Yayoi Kusama

Aftermath of Obliteration of Eternity, 2009, by Yayoi Kusama


I’m Sorry, But What Kind of Photo Op Involves Flying a 747 Escorted by Two Fighter Jets Over Lower Manhattan?

April 27, 2009

Nothing to see here, folks; that low-flying plane downtown is one of ours. From the Wall Street Journal:

A low-flying commercial airplane escorted by military jets Monday morning sent workers worried about a repeat of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks fleeing their offices in the New York City area. A jet flew low over the Hudson River and circled several times, causing some evacuations of office buildings in Lower Manhattan and Jersey City, N.J.

Holy Crap, right? Workers were concerned:

At around 10 a.m. EDT, the plane was seen flying low over lower Manhattan and at one point was seen circling the Goldman Sachs Tower in nearby Jersey City, N.J. Several buildings in the area were evacuated although workers quickly returned after it became clear that the flyover was planned in advance. There were reports that employees in skyscrapers throughout the area fled without prompting as word spread.

But, not to worry:

A Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said it was part of a “photo op.” The U.S. Defense Department is conducting a “photo op” that involves deploying two F-16 fighter jets escorting a Boeing 747 in the vicinity of Lower Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty, said Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Jim Peters.

Still, my question is, what sort of thing is the defense dept. filming here? A recruiting video?


Today in Journalism that Will One Day Make a Great Movie Starring Charlyne Yi

April 15, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Bailout Tax Dollars at Work

March 15, 2009

From Friday’s Times story about the fin de siècle Sunday brunches at New York’s Bagatelle and Merkato 55 restaurants:

A 29-year-old man who works for a large investment management firm and was at Bagatelle’s brunch one recent Saturday and at Merkato 55’s the next, put it another way: “If you’d asked me in October, I’d say it’d be a different situation, and I don’t think I’d be here. Then the government gave us $10 billion.”


My More Talented Friends

February 21, 2009

Kris has a new movie coming out, and he’s on posters in the LES:

And here’s the film:


We Are All Sussex Spaniels Now

February 11, 2009

Backstage at Madison Square Garden

Backstage at Madison Square Garden

Notes from the 133rd Westminster show:

Because we are cheap, we watched Tuesday’s final session of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show from the upper decks of Madison Square Garden. This turned out to be the best seats in the house. Behind us, four women kept up a running commentary that was a straight-up mashup of Best in Show and The Sopranos:

Woman One: See that dog? That’s a Pyrenees. Sophia has one of those.

Woman Two: Sophia?

Woman Three: I don’t trust those dogs.

Woman One: Sophia, Sophia down the street. You know Sophia. She has two Pyreenees

Woman Four: They’re tremendous animals. Tremendous.

In front of us, a man sitting by himsef starts answering the women’s questions. He knows everything. During the Working category, he confidently states that one of the darker-furred animals will win because the judge is known to have a strong preference for those kinds. Moments later, a jet-black giant schnauzer is in the winner’s circle. “Do you have a dog?” one of the women asks. “No,” the guy says. “That’s why I come here every year. All day. Both days.” I decide to place my bets on the schnauzer.

We hit Best in Show, and the place is just rocking. The poodle comes in and the place goes nuts. Huge guys in trucker hats screaming “Let’s Go, Deerhound!” and “Pulik! Pulik!” The dog lover guy scoffs (“That deerhound has NO chance”) and takes his leave, saying “I’ve got to get down to the floor. If I time it right, I can catch the dogs right as they come backstage after the judging.” Then, the Scottish terrier hits the ring. He makes a lap. He’s fiesty. The crowd loves him. He stops, and squats…

Woman Two: Oh my God, did that dog just pee on the rug?

Woman One: Oh, he’s through. He is through.

Second to last is the Sussex spaniel, Stump. Stump is 10 years old, and looks it. He is also clearly a rockstar. He doesn’t run around the ring so much as command it. My schnauzer hopes are dashed.

And, finally, your winner:

Stump in the winner's circle

Stump in the winner's circle

According to the nice NY Times account, Stump’s got a great comeback story; see it here.


This is New York

February 3, 2009
The city, brick by plastic brick

I'll take Manhattan: The city, brick by plastic brick

This set of Lego representations of New York, from Christoph Niemann in the NYTimes, is fantastic.


Um, These People Do Know What Central Park is Like in January, Right?

November 25, 2008

Dear Wolfgang Petersen: This Has You Written All Over It

November 22, 2008
NYC Delaware Water Tunnel

NYC Rondout-West Branch Water Tunnel

Honestly, this crying out for a film. From today’s Times:

All tunnels leak, but this one is a sieve. For most of the last two decades, the Rondout-West Branch tunnel — 45 miles long, 13.5 feet wide, up to 1,200 feet below ground and responsible for ferrying half of New York City’s water supply from reservoirs in the Catskill Mountains — has been leaking some 20 million gallons a day. Except recently, when on some days it has lost up to 36 million gallons.

After tiptoeing around the problem for many years, and amid mounting complaints of flooded homes in the Ulster County hamlet of Wawarsing, the city’s Department of Environmental Protection has embarked on a five-year, $240 million project to prepare to fix the tunnel — which includes figuring out how to keep water flowing through New Yorkers’ faucets during the repairs. The most immediate tasks are to fix a valve at the bottom of a 700-foot shaft in Dutchess County so pumps will eventually be able to drain the tunnel, and to ensure that the tunnel does not crack or collapse while it is empty.

For this, the city has enlisted six deep-sea divers who are living for more than a month in a sealed 24-foot tubular pressurized tank complete with showers, a television and a Nerf basketball hoop, breathing air that is 97.5 percent helium and 2.5 percent oxygen, so their high-pitched squeals are all but unintelligible to visitors. They leave the tank only to transfer to a diving bell that is lowered 70 stories into the earth, where they work 12-hour shifts, with each man taking a four-hour turn hacking away at concrete to expose the valve.


The Funny Thing Is, When They First Introduced the Metrocard, We All Thought Its Ability to Track You Was a BAD Thing

November 19, 2008

Sometimes, not. From the NYT:

Murder Suspect Has a Witness That Doesn’t Lie: His MetroCard

When Jason Jones was arrested in a fatal shooting in the Bronx in May, he told the police that he had been nowhere near the scene. He said he had left work, ridden the bus with some co-workers and cashed his paycheck, and later had taken a subway to see his girlfriend.

Federal prosecutors charged Mr. Jones and his older brother, Corey, in the shooting, saying they had killed the victim because he had been a government witness in drug and gun cases. Both men could face the death penalty if the government decides to seek it.

But in recent weeks, the case has taken an extraordinary turn — because of Jason Jones’s MetroCard.

Months after the arrests, a retired detective working for Mr. Jones’s lawyers drove to a city jail located on a barge moored in the East River in the South Bronx, where Mr. Jones had been held after his arrest, and retrieved his wallet. The MetroCard was still inside.

Mr. Jones’s lawyers then asked New York City Transit to use the card to trace his movements the night of the shooting. The results supported his account, showing that the card had been used on a bus, and later on a subway roughly five miles from the shooting, just as he had described.