The Taco Bell manager had to call police because Falkner was out cold at the pick-up window and holding up customers behind him… A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

“Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell” via Miami New Times (via hollybailey)

I think this is the opening of a novel I would very much like to read.


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