“The Taco Bell manager had to call police because Falkner was out cold at the pick-up window and holding up customers behind him… A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.”
“Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell” via Miami New Times (via hollybailey)
I think this is the opening of a novel I would very much like to read.