Dear Biggest Assholes In The World On The F Train Today

brianvan:

lindsayrobertson:

You said this. SO LOUDLY in the middle as the rest of us stared. I memorized:

One Of You: “One guy got a hundred and twenty thousand just to NOT work for a year.” (Ed note: what?)

The Other Of You: “Shit, I’d do it for 80 thousand! 80 thousand dollars a year to NOT work? I could live off that! I could totally do that!”

One Of You: “It’s still HIGHER THAN THE MEDIAN INCOME! I’d just travel! That’s like a hundred dollars a day just to NOT WORK! I would take that pay cut!”

The Other Of You: “We could work at Whole Foods like, five hours a week. Learn about food and shit.”

One Of You: “I would open a hot dog stand! Can you IMAGINE? How funny would that be?”

Anyway, you looked shockingly normal, but you are the biggest assholes in the world and I almost told you, but just know that everyone on that part of the train made SPECIAL BONDING EYE CONTACT over you. We came together as one. Thank you. Also, you work at McKinsey Consulting, because you said that, and I will forever continue to judge that company based partially on your behavior. Assholes. (Even if it was performance art, which it probably had to be, because it was so goddamn loud.)

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    not work. Except then...probably be really excited
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