gq:


Dear Cee-Lo, My roommate’s a dick. How can I get him to move out without losing the apartment?
Embrace the awkward silence. If a man lies to you, and you don’t respond at all, you stick a knife into everything about him that was false. Forfeit the apartment. He will stay in place, and you will move on. Take all the nail-clippers and the shop vac.

From the latest installment of our favorite new (limited-run) feature on GQ.com: For the next few weeks, the high commissioner of  funk will act as our in-house counsel, dispensing free advice to the  lusty, the lovelorn and everyone in between. Go ahead, ask. Because  once his album comes out, he’ll be too busy to help your sorry ass.


There are so many things…how many questions can we ask?

gq:

Dear Cee-Lo,
My roommate’s a dick. How can I get him to move out without losing the apartment?

Embrace the awkward silence. If a man lies to you, and you don’t respond at all, you stick a knife into everything about him that was false. Forfeit the apartment. He will stay in place, and you will move on. Take all the nail-clippers and the shop vac.

From the latest installment of our favorite new (limited-run) feature on GQ.com: For the next few weeks, the high commissioner of funk will act as our in-house counsel, dispensing free advice to the lusty, the lovelorn and everyone in between. Go ahead, ask. Because once his album comes out, he’ll be too busy to help your sorry ass.


There are so many things…how many questions can we ask?


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  1. ultimategeekchopper reblogged this from gq and added:
    Thanks Cee Lo :D
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    Cee-Lo, you can say no wrong.
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  9. madstatler reblogged this from gq and added:
    Best. Idea. Ever. Thank you for this. Really.
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    This is awesome.
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    There are so many things…how many questions can we ask?
  14. nedhepburn said: the album just came out on November 9th.
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