High-res inothernews: The old Homeland Security color-coding system will be phased out by April, replaced by the new National Terrorism Advisory System, which will have two alerts: “elevated threat” and “imminent threat.” When the threats aren’t in effect, our official state will be termed “readiness.”  And when the threats come from a mythical creature, we’ll be “LochNess.” (Graphic via NBC News) Um, where’s “No Threat”? Or “Made-Up Threat for Political Gain?”

inothernews:

The old Homeland Security color-coding system will be phased out by April, replaced by the new National Terrorism Advisory System, which will have two alerts: “elevated threat” and “imminent threat.”

When the threats aren’t in effect, our official state will be termed “readiness.”  And when the threats come from a mythical creature, we’ll be “LochNess.”

(Graphic via NBC News)

Um, where’s “No Threat”? Or “Made-Up Threat for Political Gain?”

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    Glad to know that no one in government REMOTELY believes in peace.
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    I’m too lazy to do it myself but would someone please photoshop a Minor...joke in here...
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    …this is still just as meaningless. Bruce Schneier has more.
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    Wait, so our only options in...future are basically: We’re waiting for people to fuck with...
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    I hope that we expended more man-hours coming up with these new names than we did working on port security.
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    Um, where’s “No Threat”? Or “Made-Up Threat for Political Gain?”