What We Mean When We Say New York, New York

You want to know what Manhattan is? Manhattan is a infinite series of small, toxic slushy lakes, crisscrossed by impassable snow mountains. A distinguishing feature of these lakes is that they look exactly like solid asphalt pavement. 

They are not. 

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  1. uwenna reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    reinforce… You know when you’re young and...weather and the snow mountains or the slushy...
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    I can attest to this.
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  9. alpaqa reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    THIS IS ALL TRUE. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I HATE THE SLUSHY CORNER LAKES. I HATE THEM!
  10. nickdouglas reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    reinforce… Get these. I did. Disregard puddles, acquire comfort.
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