The Excellent Article On The Middletons, With Whom I Am Obsessed, Also In “Vanity Fair” This Month

lazybookreviews:

Kate and Pippa suffered the indignity of being labeled “the wisteria sisters” by the press because they were “highly decorative, terribly fragrant and have a ferocious ability to climb.”

Okay, well, I’ll say this, that’s a much higher-concept insult than “Waity Katie.”  Adorable, slightly gauche Middletons forever!

Honestly, it’s things like this that remind me that as long as reporters can come up with such great descriptive prose the future of journalism is entirely bright.


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  1. daydreamingfool reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    Please write “Adorable,...forever!” on my tombstone. Thank you.
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    Mark, you flatterer, you! Where can we send the magnum of Dom?
  5. mar-see-ah said: you know my niece is named Pippa.
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    Honestly, it’s things like this that remind me that as long as reporters can come up with such great descriptive prose...
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