We don’t cast spells. That’s not witchcraft. That’s black magic or voodoo or something else. To put a spell on a heater of a car, if I had that kind of power, I wouldn’t be working for TSA. I would go buy lottery tickets and put a spell on the balls.

Former TSA worker Carole Smith, a Wiccan, denying allegations that she put a spell on a coworker’s car heater, causing it not to work. Smith was fired from the TSA. (via officialssay)

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