“Can I ask you a question? Was your father a meat burgler? Here’s why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
Dude should’ve gone with Ham Burglar, for real.
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13 year old line from “The Ladies Man”
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This cannot have come from an actual human.
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Your boyfriend let’s you use OK Cupid?
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Well… WAS HE??? (:
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