Can I ask you a question? Was your father a meat burgler? Here’s why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.

Today in stupid OKCupid emails.  (via frangry)

Dude should’ve gone with Ham Burglar, for real.


Notes

  1. davesparks reblogged this from markcoatney
  2. ryanfrostmartin said: 13 year old line from “The Ladies Man”
  3. nicq said: This cannot have come from an actual human.
  4. neslo said: ughhhhhhhhh
  5. kstang said: Your boyfriend let’s you use OK Cupid?
  6. toastycakes said: Well… WAS HE??? (:
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