“Dear Friend,
Compliments. I am John Emil attached to the American Army and one of the last Contingent of American Army in IRAQ. I was given a Special Assignment to Crush the Abode of some Leading Members of Al Qaeda in Basra, Iraq. I got this Assignment executed, got some of the men arrested but the Notable/Wealthy Oil Rich ones among them pleaded with my Group not to hand them over to the Government of Baghdad.Considering the Consequences and their Plight,we all agreed to lead them out of Baghdad through the Neighboring Country, Syria. They Offered us all the Cash and Valuables which we saw in their Abode. My own Share of the whole Thing is 7 Million USD and 76 Kilograms of Gold.”

In which we learn the Nigerian Email Scammers are now taking their plot points from Three Kings….

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  1. colinhand said: I got one from a Libyan General a couple weeks ago.
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