Nielsen Co. just reported that home TVs are turned on for an average of 8 hours, 18 minutes a day.

Chicago Tribune.  Okay, WHAT?!?!??! THE??!! FUCK@??@?!??!>!

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!  I don’t SLEEP 8 hours and 18 minutes a day!  How can ANYONE watch this much television??!!!???  And this is the AVERAGE?

Am I missing something here???????

(via juliaallison)

Some Possibilities:

A) People aren’t actually watching the TV; it’s just on, like having a radio on in the backrgound

B) Nielsen could be wrong about the numbers.

C) The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE


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