Today in Help a Journalist Out

To my two followers: Hi there! Thanks so much! Good luck is sure to follow you for all your days! And now, a question, from Nwk’s smart and talented Tony Dokoupil, for a story he’s working on:

I’m is looking for the best tweets of the year: complete stand-alone thoughts, such as original epigrams, aphorisms, puns, poems or Feneon-like novels in 3 lines. Satirical stuff, too. Include name and contact info.

Email TD with your thoughts.