Oh HELL No.

frangry:

Last night, the fat fucking douche downstairs was watching American Idol super fucking crazy loud at 4 AM, so I got out of bed and slammed my foot on the floor to let him know what was up. Then the fucker slammed back on the ceiling about 17 times like the douchebag unemployed trust fund fuck that he is. I put in some ear plugs and found my back to sleep.

Just now, the cheesy coldplay loving whorey cliche cunt next door came over to say that when I slammed on the floor last night, it woke her up. She’s lucky it was my roommate who answered the door.

Tonight, I’m going to have dirty nasty loud mother fucking porno sex against the wall, then I’m going to set the whole damn building on fire.

Dear F—always glad to help you out, but I’m a little delayed with work; can we postpone the dirty nasty loud mother fucking porno sex until 11? Love, M

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