nicksummers: newsweek: Additional cocktails cut in the editing process: “I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini” “Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.” “Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.” See you at the bar. The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically: The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom.  Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook. 

nicksummers:

newsweek:

Additional cocktails cut in the editing process:

“I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini”

“Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.”

“Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.”

See you at the bar.

The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically:

  • The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan
  • The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned
  • The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy

I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom. 

Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook. 

Notes

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    Jesus help me. Nick Summers & Co. is funny as sh!!!t!
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    A little jealous this is all going down while some of us are working. Bah! I just want free drinks, I guess! (BTW, who...
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    Once again, blind bids for the mag will be collected at the door—bring your checkbook or certified money order. We also...
  12. paulbalcerak reblogged this from markcoatney and added:
    Uh, I guess I’ll just raise a can of Rainier and toast from home?
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    I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom. Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this...
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    The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I...
  15. alittlespace reblogged this from daftwonk and added:
    We like to think so.
  16. jessbennett reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    and…. we’re back!
  17. daftwonk reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    why root for Newsweek? .. they have a sense of humor
  18. claimtolame reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    Yes! Newsweek is back and being funny. It was a tough few days without you, guys.
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