You Know How There Are Some Relationships Where One Person Thinks You're Dating and the Other Can't Quite Remember Your Name?

Dear Craig Bierko:

This is kind of like that. Still, we have to admit that we feel a little responsible here, because honestly, we had no idea. Mainly because, well, you just haven’t spent enough time with us! And you’ve been so quiet, and not in that darkly mysterious manner that is intriguing because it’s slightly dangerous and even a little bit sexy, but more like a shy, quiet stare that is maybe making us a bit uncomfortable.

But it doesn’t have to be this way! We can totally be friends, even if we can’t promise we’ll ever be ready to take it to the next level. Maybe let’s just start with a few posts, and see how it goes from there, OK? Or even email, mark@tumblr.com

Love, T